so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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