And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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