After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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