sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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