he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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