But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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