You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
