You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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