I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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