Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
The best revenge is premature balding
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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