I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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