forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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