hell yes lets make some ravioli
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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