Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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