And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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