Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you didnt know i had herpes?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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