i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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