Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize