Yo dont text me then not text me
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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