i just wanna soil my oats bro
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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