We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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