Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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