is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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