Sponge bath it is.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
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