TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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