Don't you send me to vm
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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