i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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