# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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