How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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