She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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