In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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