oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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