How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
we're so committed to being not committed
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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