so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
