You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
my nose is crying tears of wow.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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