chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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