Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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