I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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