Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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