afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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