I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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