i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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