Buhtt sex?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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