Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
it glows. i had to have it.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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