Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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