Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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