is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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