I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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