I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Randomize
