It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
