If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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