I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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